Official Y2K-bug Eliminator

YECK just leaving home to go to work. Even though YECK's come in a plastic pouch, they prefer the rigid safety of a jar.

Directions for use:

• Remove Kritter from pouch or jar.
• Place Kritter on top of computer or monitor.
• When Y2K-bugs are consumed, replace Kritter back in pouch or jar.
• Store in cool place until needed again in the year 3000.

YECK's are very thorough, as you can see this YECK is even checking out the mouse for Y2K-bugs.

Pictures show how freindly and obsevant a YECK is. YECK's can be very good company for those late night surfers during the wee hours of the morning.

No computer is too new or too old for a YECK to check. This abacus showing 1999 seems just fine.

YECK's have been known to eat hundred of Y2K-bugs in one day and not eat again for months. The only known upkeep of a YECK is that they like to be dusted periodically since they somtimes sit in one spot for many days at a time patiently waiting for a Y2K-bug to appear.

This playful YECK is doing a head stand on top of this monitor. Sometimes you just can't keep a good YECK down.

Legend has it that YECK's are very lucky. So far no one has reported a Y2K-bug being found while a YECK was on duty on their computer.

The size of the system does not make any difference to a YECK. They take them all in stride, as seen here checking out the keyboard of an AS/400.

YECK's are much less expensive than hiring a bunch of programmers to find Y2K-bugs. YECK's only Cost $4.00 each and if you would like it mailed to you, an additional $1.00 should be included. The YECK would like to walk to you but it has a very poor sense of direction, so the mail is the prefered method of delivery.

I am not sure, but I think this YECK has just devoured the latest Y2K-bug. Look at the satisfied look on his face.

If you would like to have one of these very useful Kritters for your computer, please send your check, name and address for delivery, and let me know how many YECK's you would like and who they should be registered to. I am sure you know someone who would love to have the assurance of Y2K-bug elimination sitting on top of their computer. Orders will be filled upon receipt of check.

Please mail all orders and checks to:

Minnie Beams

PO Box 45,

Schenevus, NY 12155

At the end of a hard day of Y2K-bug eating, most YECK's like to spend the night in their jar.

For any other questions, please feel free to send an E-Mail to the following address. I will try to get back to you as soon as possible.

My address is: keikum@telenet.net

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